The Art of Elysium Amber Heard Hot Top Shows
Breaking news broke yesterday that Amber Heard, world's nigh conventionally attractive queer lady, is no longer allegedly dating Johnny Depp and is now allegedly dating a hot French model named Marie de Villepin. Bastions of journalistic integrity, including but not limited to The New York Post and The Daily Post, have reported that the winsome duo accept been spotted doing things like "enjoying a date night," "riding scooters," and "having animated conversations."
Bister Heard with Marie Streiss at the Quest Love Food With Graham Elliot Launch Political party in May 2012
Although Bister Heard is approximately 2 inches shy of her maybe-girlfriend, the ii ladies share nearly identical measurements, including shoe size, which should offer the maybe-couple lots of opportunities for clothes-swapping. Like possibly they could take turns wearing this ensemble:
If you've forgotten to keep constant tabs on the whereabouts of Amber Heard'southward head and middle, this news may come as a shock, like a comet bursting through the nighttime sky or an earthquake corrupting the footing below your naive sockless anxiety. Simply this news has been developing slowly, similar moving-picture show in the ninety's.
For example, in December, upstanding celebrity journalist Perez Hilton noted that "Amber Heard Tin't Commit to Johnny Depp; Only Wants His Pirate Sword!?!" Hilton quoted an unnamed only undoubtedly reliable "source" on the matter:
"Johnny and Amber have been having a lot of fun spending time with one another, but Amber keeps telling him she'south not interested in being with him in a monogamous relationship. She says she feels she's too immature for him, merely the main factor is Bister prefers dating women over men and has no interest in committing to a guy — even if he is Johnny Depp!
Amber is a complimentary spirit when it comes to beloved, and refuses to characterization herself as gay, or even bi-sexual, but it's a fact that she is more attracted to women than men and the most meaningful relationships she has had to engagement take been with aforementioned sexual practice partners. Johnny and Amber get along not bad as friends with benefits, but where she's concerned, that's equally far as it goes."
An anonymous source speaking from the great across notes that "Johnny Depp is sort of lesbianish though," presenting this quondam photo of evidence of his Sapphicism:
Another anonymous source suggested that perhaps "Bister Heard read that Effing Dykes post nigh getting finger-banged by a girl with a Gemstoned Manicure and feared Johnny Depp's weird hands and nails":
Prior to allegedly dating Johnny Depp, Amber Heard enjoyed a confirmed 2-year relationship with gorgeous tall photographer Tasya van Ree, during which fourth dimension she came out publicly.
The human relationship was notable for many reasons, however, including that information technology enabled van Ree to accept a million photographs of Bister Heard, because she's a photographer and that's what photographers do, they accept photographs. Click click click.
Amber Heard and Tasya Van Ree also enjoyed going out into public wearing outfits:
In fact, Bister Heard and Tasya Van Ree, despite their tragic split, wore outfits together in Nov 2012 at the opening of the "Stephen Webster Hosts Tasya Van Ree 'Replica' Exhibition" in Los Angeles, which means they're still friends. Isn't it nice when people remain friends?
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November 8, 2012 – Stephen Webster Hosts Tasya Van Ree 'Replica' Exhibition
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Nosotros were lucky plenty to interview Amber Heard during her start homosexual outing in 2010, the 25th Anniversary of GLAAD Result, during which she was surely charmed by our Supreme Media Team:
Moving frontwards in this legendary and peradventure untrue tale, we return to the postal service's impetus: Amber Heard's allegedly budding romance with young man 26-year-sometime Marie Galouzeau de Villepin. Marie Galouzeau de Villepin is the offspring of former FrenchPrime Minister Dominique de Villepin and the face of Givenchy, which is a famous make-name perfume of some sort that I've never seen on sale at Target.
After earning a "license" law caste from a French university and participating in other scholarly pursuits such as "studying philosophy," de Villepin moved to New York and became a model and extra and the pb vocalist of Pinkmist. She initially modeled under the name Marie Steiss, not wanting people to think she was using her male parent's position to get ahead.
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"French Prime Government minister Dominique De Villepin (R) watches his daughter Marie casting her vote, 22 April 2007 in Paris for the offset circular of the French presidential ballot." (FRANCK FIFE/AFP/Getty Images)
In a 2006 interview with ELLE magzine, Marie noted that she got into fashion to "escape" "claustrophobic society": "I wasn't happy with what I was beingness and what I was doing. I'd seen things people in their forties haven't seen, but I felt stuck. I could see where information technology was going — I had to do my v years at university, graduate, find a husband, have kids, be a housewife… I was miserable, seriously. I had a lot of imagination and I wanted my life to be an adventure…. travel the earth and meet amazing people." When asked near boyfriends in the same ELLE interview, Marie "giggles" and says "That'due south a bit intimate. Nobody has my eye correct now except my male parent and my brother." In 2009, she reportedly dated Yoann Gourcuff, a football/soccer actor.
While researching the history of this storied union, I found myself enmeshed in a spider web of reportedly homosexy blonde European fashion models, which'south a delightful spider web to discover oneself enmeshed in, if one must enmesh in some kind of spider web. (For example, I prefer this spider web to spider webs.) Prior to Amber Heard, de Villepin was linked to blonde bisexual Danish actress/producer/model/etc Rie Rasmussen, who in one case commented that she only modeled in the Victoria'southward Hugger-mugger Fashion Show because she "like everybody else, wanted to fuck a supermodel, and I did."
Marie & Rie
Rie Rasmussen has also been linked past unreliable sources to Italian model Eva Riccobono, who, like everybody in this mail service, is white, 5'ten and blonde. Due to my inability to read Italian or the Google-Translated version of Italian, I'grand unable to confirm if that rumor is substantiated or maybe completely irrevocably false, but here'southward a provocative photograph anyhow:
Eva Riccobono by Ellen von Unwerth
We render now to the story of Conventionally Hot Amber Heard, who attended The Art of Elysium's 6th Annual Heaven Gala on January 12th with Marie de Villepin:
According to a source I simply invented in my head, the 2 went home afterwards the event and braided each other'south hair in the bathtub.
xoxo
Gossip Girl
Source: https://www.autostraddle.com/important-news-amber-heard-probably-dating-hot-french-model-marie-de-villepin-154160/
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